Answer: Because I'm a three year old boy who eats like a ten year old and sometimes in the middle of the night I wake up wanting a snack. Instead of waking my parents I go downstairs into the kitchen and open the refridgerator....hhhmmmm what will it be? a slice of cheese, grapes, gram crackers(I had those last night), oh I KNOW...this leftover cornbread muffin will do!
Since I am three years old and I'm too afraid of the dark to eat this little snack in the kitchen, I'll just take it back upstairs to my room. One bite, two bites...I'm done. Hmmm, should I wake baby to see if she wants some tonight?...NO...that's silly(if baby wanted something she would have waken me up to go get it).
Should I take it back downstairs and throw it in the garbage or put it back in the fridge? NO there might be a monster (this time)...I'll just put this leftover corbread muffin in my drawer and because I'm three I have no idea that when my momme finds this she is going to spazzzz out. Oh well, good night.
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